Monthly Archive: March 2018

An Apology

An Apology

I have been informed that my previous blog entry was unprofessional and reflects badly on the personnel of the Bureau of Anormal Normalization and Integration. I wish to offer my apologies to any who...

Lance Henriksen is my Dad!

Well…not really, he just plays one in a movie. I have a very, VERY bit part in a film called “This Old Machine”, and our most excellent friend Travis found it on sale in...

FREEDOM!

FREEDOM!

Kind of. After three years of traceroutes, ping tests, and speed tests, I have finally left AT&T. Their customer support and tech support did everything they could but ultimately it was out of their...

REDACTED?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

REDACTED?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

WHY DID YOU WANT ME TO WRITE THIS IF YOU ARE JUST GOING TO CUT MOST OF IT OUT? FREAKING BEANCOUNTER BUREAUCRAT BUTTFACES This is stupid. You guys suck too.

So I got in trouble

So I got in trouble

Apparently putting a two word blog thingy is not acceptable.  The Chief yelled at me. Okay, okay, he didn’t yell. He never yells. But he looked at me. I’d rather be yelled at. But I...

WTF is The Ozymandias Saga?

What happens when the murky supernatural behind the veil of reality collides with the reality humans know? My theory is that after all the dust has settled, humans do what we always seem to...

Hello and welcome!

Welcome to my site. I’m CA Jarrett and this is the bit where I tell you about myself and hope you don’t get bored and nod off. Been writing since I was 12 or...